this is hilarious x)
after reading sec ones blogs (including MINE : / ), i realised that i seriously miss sec one life! : /

source A.
-EXTRACT from a sec ones blog-
Fanny: *standing sloppishly in the corner, pulling her pinafore belt* *shouting*Jolene!!
Jolene: *From behind us, doing the pushing thing* *Shouting louder* What?!
Fanny: Ask them do the 90 degrees bang again!
Jolene: *Not paying attention to Fanny* Do what?
Fanny: *Giving that funny mad smile of hers* THE 90 DEGREES BANG!!! bang bang bang!
-END OF EXTRACT-

from the above source, we can conclude that sngjiafeng missed the days when kaifong and liting pulled out arms to see if they were locked. Also, we miss the 90degrees bang reminder/training when we were sec ones especially during enrolment prac : D

Source B.
(Note to self: my sec one blog was so UM)
this is an extract from my sec one enrolment post. I MISS ENROLMENT!!! <3
and very impt ps: DON’T anyhow say things (esp joy jol and lou) cause I was still young and naïve then x)

whahaha, i know im a bit slow but...LAST FRIDAY WAS ENROLMENT! oh gosh it rocked. =D anyway. on thursday we had enrolment rehearsal. so we sat at the forum and attention attention attention until 3.30? then tong say wanna do by patrol. so fine. BOUGAINVILLEA rockks! we attentioned PERFECTLY. =D hahahah and ETHEL WAS THE TIMER?!?!?! OMG! and we were like: tong: bougainvillea patrol attention! us: *lift, BANG.* tong looks at ethel. ethel : one. LOL! so funny! in the end dunno why i become timer. anyway, this was the funny part. we were like attentioning and attentioning then tong suddenly look at us. and for some strange reason she was smiling. so the bougainvillians started laughing cause her smile was VERRY funny. and we laugh until cannot stop. then she start calling us joker patrol cause we keep laughing. not our fault! she laugh first! anyway. dunno which horrible senior suggested to mke us attention properly, we shoukd hold our leg up for THIRTY SECONDS UNTIL WE "FIND OUR BALENCE". riight. so poor us have to hold for 30 seconds? and when bougainvillea was just completing their 30 seconds PERFECTLY, tong HAD to come over again and laugh at us. what happened? we started laughing cause her smile was weird. so we had to face the wall and do again? FOR ONE MINUTE. only the bougainvillians. >:( anyway, it didnt help AT ALL? WE LAUGHED HARDER THAN EVER CAUSE WE FELT SOOO STUPID FACING THE WALL. anyway. finally we did without laughing. then was the enrolment marching down thing. bougainvillea did TEN+ times? cause ethel and i couldent time. we kept laughing and we screwed the whole thing up. okay i adit this time was really our fault. then tong made us redo and redo, and finally made jasmine teach us. horrible. while everyone else was having fun at the forum. anyway, finally got it right. and we went down and cherylling finally came down cause her remedial was over. =D so we finally have PL. ahh this apart was super funny. tong: *points to cheryl* oi patrol leader! cheryl:me? tong: your patrol xiaoxiao one lehh! *tells cheryl everything.* tong: bla bla bla joker patrol. cheryl: chocolate patrol? LOL! so funny. and we were all laughing like crap. =D then had the final rehearsal and bougain kicked start the marching. UNFORTUNATELY i HAD to accidentally step on rebecca's shoe and it came out and flew off to who knows where! obviously i had to laugh! so i laughed, and rebecca lauhed, and louisa laughed, and ethel laughed and cherylling laughed. so we HAD to restart. =/ for the millionth time. anyway. then it was *ahem* flowerpecker's turn.
tong: flowerpecker p-p-
tong: flowerpe-pe flowerPECKER patrol step up.
bougainvillians: AHA! didnt say attention.
tong: oh ya, fine.
tong: flowerpecker-pe
tong: flowerpeckerPATROL attention!
and she kept getting the flowerpeckerpatrol wrong. cause alitertion. =D
and the bougainvillians had a good time laughing. so fun!

THEN FRIDAY WAS THE BIG DAY. enrolment! before that had xi you ji, and out team rockked.we had to skip lunch though. =/ anyway, louisa rebecca and i left early for guides and to our horror, the other ppl were playing the dreaded flour game. we were trying to escape but some ppl like ethel had to spray lour all over us and rub flour on our hands! YUCK. so in the end we had to play anyway. =X damn gross. cause we saw _______'s saliva dripping all over the flour. and i felt like vomiting. =( but in the end quite fun la, i sprayed lots of flour over ethel and she threw a handful of flour at me. A HANDFUL OF FLOUR THAT HIT MY MOUTH. omg. i was dying! i quickly rushed to the tap and rinse my mouth like shit. =X really damn gross. anyway. then had enrolment presents! really cool. the egg was really cute, the box super cool, the time thingy was nice and squishey, the baloon was a good spin-the-bottle-to-play-truth-or-dare-thing and yupp, u get the idea. out patrol had the nicest presents! =D wahaha. then we had the bbq. omg omg. sooo fun!first we had to put ALL the nice smelling food in front of us. and louisa, rebecca, ethel and i were STARVING, cause all of us skipped recess and lunch and breakfast. so it was oyr first mean of the day (not counting the eating of flour. =( ) then we had to wait for 15 minutes then said grace and finally cound eat. to our horror! the chicken was... uum. bloody and uncooked. and i mean very bloody. =X but the satay was nice. and the meefen ROCKKED, and the fishballs were nice too! then ethel and i were still hungry and we went to get a BIG plate of extra meefen, EIGHT extra satays with a genourous helping of ketupats, some rice, a lot of drinks etc. when we were all nice and happy and full,tong appeared with rice. *shudder* so we struck a deal that if we finished the WHOLE TRAY of meefen, we could escape any other extra food.
cheryl: if the meefen a lot?
tong: no no! VERY LITTLE.
tong brings the tray over.
tong: *smiles EVILY. na!
*shoves the half full tray of meefen to us.
us: OMG. this is called little?
tong: *walks away smiling. if u cant finish, joker patrol, i laugh at u ah!
anyway. between me, rebecca, louisa and ethel (but mostly louisa and me) we finished the meefen! and tong was like:
tong: gasp. im shocked!
bougainvillain sec ones: grin widely
cheryl: poses cutely and says something but i cant remember what.

anyway. had to change! OMG THIS WAS DAMMN SCARY AND FUNNY! ethel and i couldent find a toilet! so we went back to one grace. BADDD MOVE, the whole place was so damn dark we couldent se a thing! serious. not exxagerrating. i couldn’t even see ethel! then suddenly a hand grabbed me and i screamed and ethel screamed and we both rann away like scared idiots. to our horror! the oilets were locked. =/ so we had to walk back again! and we didnt dare to walk back. in the end we held hands and SPRINTED through the corridor screaming like rubbishiated ppl and went back to grace. then was the enrolment! cheryl was damn nervous. we were like trying to console each other. then- rebeccalim: to kick start the ceremony, we have BOUGAINVILLEA PATROL. omg. omgomgomgomgomg. sooo scary! omgomg! so we were like marching down and all. and mrs goh came to pin the pin on me?!?!??!?!!? and i think she took 10 whole minutes. -.-"
mrs goh: i cant see!
rebecca and ms gwee: you have to unhook*points here and there*
mrs goh: okay, alright.
mrs goh: looks at me. dont worry, you wont be pricked.
*after several unsuccessful tries*
mrs goh: i think the scarf is too thick.
*ms gwee and rebecca come over to help while tong laughs away in the background.*
FINALLY. they got the badge pinned on.
mrs goh: you will always remember this day cause... we took so long to pin your badge.
*everyone starts laughing.* anyway. we were enrolled! :D
BOUGAINVILLEA ROCKS!


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from source B, taken from not-v-mature jiafengs old blog, we can conclude that sec one was the nicest most enjoyable guide year and that TWOTHOUSAND FIVE ROCKS! : D




okay end of reflection. I seriously cant believe how long I posted last time o.O
anyway.
Kayaking ystd! Was fun I guess haha. Si ens shoe dropped in the water -.-
Then went to my aunts house for housewarming party, ended up leaving halfway with my sis, daren, eric and his girlfriend to kbox haha.
The kbox is damn retarded. The songs are mostly funny as in not original and the mtvs are seriously unrelated to anything. HAHA.
Was fun though!
Anyway this song below is sort of for joy yap : D
Joy: read the lyrics! I think its v related so I posted it x)

I can be anything
That you want me to be
A punching bag
A piece of string
That reminds you not to think

They found the note down in your car
It’s not your fault it gets this hard
Hold your head high
Don’t look down
I’m by your side
I won't back down
You wanted a hero tonight
Well I’m not made of steel
But your secret’s safe with me

I can be anything
That you want me to be
A holy cross
Some sympathy
That reminds you how to bleed

They found the note down in your car
You climbed up here to fall apart
Fall apart
Hold your head high
Don’t look down
I’m by your side
Won’t back down
You wanted a hero tonight
Well I’m not made of steel
I’m not made of steel
But your secrets safe with me

No...Your secrets safe with me
They knock you downI’ll pick you up...
They laugh at youI’ll shut them up

But I’m not made of steel
But I’m not made of steel
But I’m not made of steel
But your secrets safe with me

Yeah
Your secrets safe with me
But yeah

Hold your head high
Don’t look down
I’m by your side
Won’t back down
You wanted a hero tonight